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Name: Kelly
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They lost me at mini's and chatboards.
Red_Dirt_Girl: 10/13/2002-08/18/2009
And it would be terrible of me to start another blog without letting you know.
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I haven't had a Britney post in months! Why? Why? Why?
Homegirl went out wearing a shirt with boots.
That's right.
A shirt.
And boots.
   
Oh yeah, and she was with her toddlers.
I just-do-not-get-it.
I really think she's SSSSLLLLLLOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW.
It's possible!! She didn't go to public school so no one had to pull her out of line to go to the resource room to hang with the other special kids! I'm betting that around the time that her last single 'Slave 4 U' was released that she lost a long time manager or something?
Someone who was keeping this shit under wraps, laying clothes out for her at night?
A SHIRT!
And isn't she dating a MAGICIAN (Criss Angel) now???
Isnt' that something that would appeal to a handicapped girl??
And if it's a publicity stunt, well then whoa!!! MAGICIAN!!
And the following picture is here because I'm really trying to push the point that she may be retarded.
A lot of you think and say, "You can't take the trash out of a girl..." but I think it's WAY more than that I mean, I see "trash" on a daily basis but nothing tops outfits like this...
I mean, JAYZUZ!!!!!!!!!
CLEARLY either a cry for help or retardation.
I've also heard that she is bipolar.
I've also read that she is addicted to morphine.
Allllllllzzzz I know, is when a woman finds out her husband is filing for custody for her children, she probs should not go out without pants or underwear while with the children, run out of gas and have the cops push her to a station....
which is precisely what poor Britney has done today.
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BALD IS BEAUTIFUL!!
UP TOP AND DOWN BELOW!
I think the realization of children not producing a happily ever after has done broke Britney.
I don't think she's a Mr. F anymore (see previous Britney blog for details), I don't think Mr. F's have the mental capacity to crumble like this.
In the last 48 hours.
1. Britney checks into some Antigua rehab center
2. Britney checks out of rehab center because she is being gawked.
3. Britney flies to back to LA alone and without luggage. She flies coach.
She sits in front of the bathroom at the back of the plane and asks people to not take her photo.
4. Upon arrival she goes to a salon and has to shave her own head after a stylist refuses.
5. she then goes to a tattoo parlour and gets two tattoos.
6. This morning an assistant admits her to Cedar Sinai because she is acting "odd" and "confused". Britney is wearing a wig to cover her newly shorn head.
7. She checks out of Cedar Sinai a couple of hours later.
She's ostracized her market. She's an entertainer with no hair. It won't work and I don't think she'd thought that through. Slave for U fans, don't like the baldness much unless it's between the legs.
Poor girl need to make some lemonade, order some Big Boy combo's, colour in some colouring books while sitting in her yard with her babies and fucking chill. She has the luxury to be able to just chill and not have to go and support her two kids by working the graveyard shift at Burger King while her neighbour looks after her kids. So bitch (a loving moniker), chill!
Her misery is probably compounded by the fact that she wouldn't make first cut of American Idol this season.
Homegirl needs a friend! Not an employee or companion to flash vag with!!
And the only reason I care in the smallest way is because I can't imagine being in my rebellious/confused/20 year old phase while also the mother of two small children. Mind you, if I was, and I was a millionaire, I'd fucking have enough sense to hang out with my kids and read a damn book. Apparently, and I'm guessing Oprah might point out, Brit ain't grateful.
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| Britney: Notes from the Underground
Note #1 : "But I wore underwear y'all!!!" 
 
Anyhow, kudos to Britney for putting on some underwear and going out on Saturday to celebrate her Mom's Birthday.
On Sunday she wore a sweater to a basketball game.
This is the first time I've seen her hair look real and washed good in at least 2 years.
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