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Posted by: red_dirt_girl Original: 8/29/2007 4:06 PM Views: 181 Comments: 23 eProps: 46 Read Comments Post a Comment Back to Your Xanga Site

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

I haven't had a Britney post in months! Why? Why? Why?

Homegirl went out wearing a shirt with boots.

That's right.

A shirt.

And boots.

Oh yeah, and she was with her toddlers.

I just-do-not-get-it.
I really think she's SSSSLLLLLLOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW.
It's possible!! She didn't go to public school so no one had to pull her out of line to go to the resource room to hang with the other special kids! I'm betting that around the time that her last single 'Slave 4 U' was released that she lost a long time manager or something?

Someone who was keeping this shit under wraps, laying clothes out for her at night?

A SHIRT!

And isn't she dating a MAGICIAN (Criss Angel) now???
Isnt' that something that would appeal to a handicapped girl??
And if it's a publicity stunt, well then whoa!!! MAGICIAN!!

And the following picture is here because I'm really trying to push the point that she may be retarded.
A lot of you think and say, "You can't take the trash out of a girl..." but I think it's WAY more than that I mean, I see "trash" on a daily basis but nothing tops outfits like this...

I mean, JAYZUZ!!!!!!!!!
CLEARLY either a cry for help or retardation.
I've also heard that she is bipolar.
I've also read that she is addicted to morphine.

Allllllllzzzz I know, is when a woman finds out her husband is filing for custody for her children, she probs should not go out without pants or underwear while with the children, run out of gas and have the cops push her to a station....
which is precisely what poor Britney has done today.

Posted 8/29/2007 4:06 PM - 181 Views - 46 eProps - 23 comments

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Hey, at least the shirt appears to be clean and the boots are cute. It's like she just ran out of steam getting dressed and made up. She made it 70% there, but forgot one vital piece -- PANTS!

Posted 8/29/2007 4:26 PM by HardToPlease - reply

Wow. Just...wow. I can't believe homegirl went out with no pants.

Oh my god.

I was feeling sorry for her for a bit...somebody lock her up.

Posted 8/29/2007 4:31 PM by elfincracker - reply

I think she is retarded like that beauty pageant bimbo from South Carolina, ie, pretty enough to get away with never having to think and actually having been actively discouraged from thinking so as to be easier to control, but not really "developmentally disabled" so that she would qualify to be in my mother's classroom.

Also I am reading a book about a refugee from the Sudan and he says you kind of just get used to lions eating your friends while you are walking across countries mostly starved to death and having gone without water for a week. You think it is normal. Perhaps Brit can not handle life without people following her around and pointing and laughing. She looks awfully happy with herself.

But I agree, this is beyond the "trash" point.

I have considered becoming a coach for former white trash gone rich on how to act wild and crazy, like they are expected to, without completely destroying their life but I fear it is much too late for Brit.

Posted 8/29/2007 4:35 PM by BettyDoesLife

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Betty, I think I read that book. Or something similar anyway.

I'm thinking it might be a combination of slow and bi-polar. And she's just crazy.

Posted 8/29/2007 5:10 PM by soobee72 - reply

She is beyond crazy in the coconut. Somebody needs to take those children away from her. Those poor kids done won the genetics lottery lookswise, but lost brainwise since Cletus n' Lurleen are their parents.

"Here baby, hold my flaming butt... I mean my HAND."

No bottoms. That kills me. It's like she WANTS to lose those kids.

Also? Criss Angel, my daughter will have you know, is an ILLUSIONIST. Besides Michael Jackson, he is her idol. She obviously has a thing for men in eyeliner.

If only he could make her disappear.

Posted 8/29/2007 5:12 PM by karos

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Short bus, indeed.

That top is kinda cute in the other colors...but her ass hanging out of it has pretty much ruined the tan version for me.

Posted 8/29/2007 5:23 PM by DemetersDaughter

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Wow. Just fucking WOW. I'm actually starting to root for Fed-Ex getting custody. How sad and scary is that??

Posted 8/29/2007 5:39 PM by lupa

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It's just sad. The girl seriously needs therapy. Therapy and some pants.

Posted 8/29/2007 5:53 PM by flygirlnextdoor - reply

Holy crap....

Posted 8/29/2007 6:49 PM by Jen226K

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OMG!!!

Posted 8/29/2007 11:50 PM by Jaz

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What the hell? Man, every time she's in the news, it just gets worse and worse.

And that shirt-boot outfit is really quite disturbing somehow. I hate to be catty (I really do, I swear! HAH!) but her legs just are NOT that appealing. Calling attention to them is a disservice to herself.

Man. Get yourself cleaned up, Britney! For the love of all things trashy!

Posted 8/30/2007 12:43 AM by KameraSutra

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The pants were in the dryer, y'all!

Posted 8/30/2007 1:02 AM by kamomlisa

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You know Kel, I got in trouble for saying "Pow wow" and saying "retard" & "retarded". Fucking PC BC! I love that I can come here and see the word retard used without one PC term.

Thanks retard.

Posted 8/30/2007 1:57 AM by Miss_Dorsia - reply

Bahaha! I put one of these pictures on my blog earlier in the day yesterday. I was just so dumbstruck by the sheer stupidity that is Britney that I had to share it with xangaland. I'm totally gonna agree with you. Something is WRONG with that girl. Maybe she's missing a chromosome or something? Maybe her momma smoked something funky while pregnant? Who knows. All I know is that girl just ain't right.

Posted 8/30/2007 7:37 AM by ChaosMoon

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Aw, come on... it's a Tunic Top...

...okay, it's a t-shirt.

Posted 8/30/2007 9:56 AM by birckhead - reply

Yeah, I think she's completely effing bonkers. I knew this was going to be the ass-cheek post when I saw you were posting about Britney. I mean, that's...well...incredible. And the one of her waving her ciggie in the baby's face. Good God, the girl is completely and utterly off the deep end. Gone.

Posted 8/30/2007 11:05 AM by glorycato

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thanks so much for getting back to your commentary on celebs. I absolutely love it; I really missed it there for a while. and I'm sorry that I never comment. I'm lazy, I just read without giving back. I apologize.

Posted 8/30/2007 2:58 PM by rachel_p - reply

morphine! that's my guess...

Posted 8/30/2007 3:25 PM by noclevername - reply

I think she is incontinent afer spitting out two puppies back to back and rather than being caught dead with a peepee stain on her garment, she just takes the shit off...a la no panties all the time and this shirt which was probably worn with something cute until she got cheeto grease on it or something...then asked an "ASSistant"..."does this look alright ya'll" and they say, "sure Brit, go for it..you're Britney Spears"

Nah...too clever...she is off her rocker...now somebody grab the kids please!

Posted 8/30/2007 6:38 PM by Mishlei - reply

LOL this is hilarious! I still love her though :)

And that hot air balloon thing is crazy, eh, I know the 21 year old girl who died in it, too sad.

Posted 8/30/2007 9:03 PM by eva111111 - reply

You said, "resource room"....so old school america, I love it.

I think all the designer whom Britney wears often (i.e. Alice and Olivia etc.) should join together and create a press release in which they ask Britney to stop wearing their clothing.

Posted 9/4/2007 5:09 PM by kitkatsplash - reply

That Brittney Spears is so HOT. That outfit in the first pic is STYLIN! take care.

Posted 9/9/2007 9:32 PM by jesusthepsychic - reply

I read your latest post Kellie . Tu quittes xanga .
Je n ' aurai donc plus l ' occaion d ' entendre parler de Sallinger et d ' Henry .Life is weird and I am sad
In friendship, O Canada !
Michel

Posted 8/26/2009 10:57 AM by fauquet

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